Welcome to TheGlobsons.com, the official home of our family's adventures.</p> <p>We're the Globsons, a family living a life that's anything but ordinary here in the vibrant heart of Orbit City. What started as a simple way for my dad, Jorge, to capture family memories with his floating camera orb, Globs, has grown into something much more. This site is our unfiltered, behind-the-scenes look at the real us—the humor, the chaos, and the heart of it all.</p> <p>Here, you'll find the moments you don't see on the mainstream feeds. Life in our household is a whirlwind of laughter, mishaps, and the unique challenges that come with our family's... particular biology. We believe in living authentically, and that means embracing every part of our story, especially the parts that require us to come together in the most intimate ways to replenish our life force.</p> <p>What You'll Find Inside:</p> <p>Exclusive Videos & Photos: This is our private collection. It's where we share the full, uncensored story of our lives together. These are the raw, honest, and explicit moments that define our family's unique bond.<br /> The Family Blog: Beyond the videos, we document our daily adventures. From my pottery sessions and stargazing on the balcony to Globs' comedic attempts at social media management and Bevis the goat's latest drama, our blog is a mix of heartfelt reflections and futuristic family chaos.<br /> By subscribing, you're not just a viewer; you're supporting my dream of attending space college and helping us continue to document our very real, very public, and very explicit adventure.</p> <p>So buckle up. We're glad you're here to be part of our story.</p> <p>— Abi Globson